A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. a statement which describes the unfortunate, the sorry, or the lowly, but not as to demean the person. the term "jag bag" is generally used as a term of endearment - a way to let them know they are down, but not out.
2. someone who is doing something unintelligent.
3. by adding -ing can also be used as a verb. "he's jag bagging around." meaning the person is wasting too much time doing something stupid.
"Dude, you're being a jag bag!"
1. The sock a young boy continually masturbates into.
2. If there were ten deuche bags in a line and one was to be chosen as the biggest deuche bag out of those ten said deuche bags that person would be also known as a jag bag.
1. Timmy's mom got an unpleasant surprise when she was cleaning his room and came across his jag bag.
2. Michael Polinko, the 40 year old with a genuine bowflex body who plays in a rock band is a jag bag.
The act of standing around not doing much of anything of value. Often times includes shooting the shit with a group of people and not paying attention or not doing what you are supposed to be doing.
A great big buck ran out in front of us while deer hunting. Too bad we were smoking cigarettes and jag bagging and never got a shot at it.
A highly refined hybrid form of both a jaggoff and a douche bag
Dude, that guy's a fuckin' jag-bag