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To hide like a bitch and watch your buddies die or getting raped top lane by renekton
Dude #1: Help me David! Dude #2 Ignore that bitch. He' just jakeing out
A house party that gets shut down by the cops.
"This party's getting too big. It'll be jaked-out any minute now."
The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.
Fuck that guy, he's Jakeing out!
The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door. Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"
making big or moderately large plans with one of your friends, family, or acquaintance. and at the last minute - abandoning then all at once with a very very stupid or pussy-ass reason.
Alex: so Jake, me and Mickey are on our way to pick you up. Jake: Dude... i don't know if its gonna work out this time man. Alex: why not? we've been planning this for like, two weeks! Jake: dude... i like... stubbed my toe real bad. i cant even walk on it. it might be broken. Alex: Jake-in' out! of course!
While playing Texas Hold'em, it is the act of folding before the flop for a small bet ($1-$2) then getting a winning hand on the flop. Usually it is a full house or better.
I can't believe he folded a Jack/Seven suited when 3 sevens came out on the flop. That was a real jake out...
When your love for food has you zoning out.
Dude #1: *Thinking about food* Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance. Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...