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james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.

I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.

by Strawberry Spam September 14, 2007

james blunt

1: A rubbish singer songwriter, who likes swimming when it's snowing. 2: Rhyming slang for "Cunt"

1. James Blunt is shit! 2. You are a complete James Blunt

James Blunt

James Blunt is a great singer and song writer; who wrote songs from a personal experience to make the listeners understand they can overcome their problems

Oh look its James Blunt, what an amazing singer

by freespiritunicorn April 14, 2015

James Blunt

1) A Singer with floppy brown hair, who sings like a woman. 2) Cockney rhyming slang for c**t. Org. South London

1) Have you bought the new James Blunt album? Its very moving. 2) Oi Mate, stop being such a James (Blunt).

by Ragnarok Information March 30, 2006

James Blunt

Modern rhyming slang for cunt.

You, sir, are a James Blunt.

by .rhys. August 16, 2005

James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it! That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder! Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

by Josh March 06, 2006

James Blunt

Considered a songwriter, but really a crossdressing woman or a boy who grabbed his balls too hard. Needs to learn to shut the fuck up. Other names are Blunty, Cunt, james blunty, james blunder.

*very high voice* I think im gay, i think im gay, and im noooot beautiful. (Sung by james blunt)

by Sarah And Kitty April 28, 2006