A fork of Rural Dictionary
She's born on January 21st, little did she know it's also national hug day.
Eff the Exes Day! A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night! Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day. Joe: There's a holiday called that? Josh: Yeah every January 21st! Joe: Cool! What did you do? John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest! Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!
Kiss your gf/bf in the hallway day.
Person 1: Dude you gotta kiss your girlfriend in the hallway Person 2: Why? Person 1: Its january 21st! Person 2: Oh yeah ok bet
A day where you suck someone’s big toe. It’s also a day when the most beautiful person was born.
Me: hey it January 21st Friend: ok so? Me: let me suck your big toe
The day when all the beautiful people were born.
X: today is my birthday, today's January 21st M: Today's the birthday of all the beautiful people, So you're beautiful.
I'm going to be celebrating JANUARY 21ST with a lot of people this year
people born on January 21st got BIG DIC ENERGY.
Dam bae i know you was born on january 21st.