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jehovah's witness

A person who, despite all efforts to make them stop, refuses to stop calling, showing up, or otherwise attempting to make contact with another person.

After I dumped her, she went all Jehovah's Witness on me.

by SabineLaGrande June 08, 2004

jehovah's witness

The perfect example of why not to open the door to strangers.

I almost wished they were serial rapists when I found out I had opened my door to 2 Jehovah's witnesses.

by s0x0r September 08, 2005

jehovah's witness

The religion that sends people in suits to your door preaching their version of the bible.

Damn Jehovah's witnesses, I saw two men in suits at my door and microwaved my hard drive.

by Anonymous_is_legion March 19, 2008

jehovah's witness

people who knock on your door to try and get you to join their religion

jahovah's witnesses are fucking anoying, the only religion i want to join is the do what you fucking want religion

by the fresh prince January 30, 2005

jehovah's witness

Sexual position where a man has intercourse with a female in an apartment building up against a hallway or door.

After I left the bar with that chick, we went back to my building and I gave her a Jehovah's witness on the 4th floor.

by johnniebaltimore February 07, 2007

jehovah's witness

a person that believes that jehovah is their creater and also follows monotheism strongly. they also knock on people's door to try and get them to join their religion.

a jehovah's witness knocked on my door yesterday

by im_the_Bomb June 15, 2009

Jehovahs Witnesses

A Christian Religious group who preach to people by knocking on doors. Yes they might be annoying, but they believe they are helping people, so give them a break. If you ask them not to call ever again they wont, thats all it takes. I know some and they are lovely people, and the horrible things people say about them hurt, needlessly. I havent been brainwashed and im not deluded, im just not disrespectful to people or beliefs i dont know about.

Some Jehovahs Witnesses called and sounded interesting so I started a bible study with them.

by RandomMe September 16, 2009