A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.
the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.
when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.
choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin
(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock
Slang For Masturbating}
I caught him jerkin the gerkin
To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.