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jmu diploma

Proof that you are a drunk

Dude, I thought you were shitting me about having alcohol poisoning 18 times but then you showed me your JMU Diploma and my jaw dropped.

by dajakester July 08, 2011

JMU diploma

$100,000 toilet paper

I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma

by UVA Law July 02, 2011