Country Dictionary

When you chunder a little bit and it just sticks in the back of your throat

Ohhhh nasty, I just joe'd

When Traffic Management employees leave traffic cameras looking at the trees, signs and everything except for the traffic.

I want to look at the accident on the interstate but it appears the camera is Joe'd

To be left hanging when plans have been made

"You won't believe what happened last night" "What?" "I made plans with Joe last night but.. " "You got Joe'd?" "Yep"

To ruin ones knee due to an unorthodox running style and general clumsiness.

Shit man, your knee's been Joe'd!

When a guy, who is a complete cheapo, arrogantly suggest that the girl pay for herself after asking her out.

Guy- Well I definitely got me. Prob you. But idk let me get my check. Girl- Wow Seriously? I'm not even trying to get Joe'd!

To completely screw up something; kill a joke; maliciously kill a story; to say something completely unrelated to the discussed topic; being oblivious to everything; to heed the progress of something; etc.

Marco joe'd it when he attempted to make an alteration of a joke but completely and miserably failed

When you're extremely high but there's people nearby so you use it as a code word Named after my great plug Joe

"Im so fucken Joe'd right now I could eat a horse"