A fork of Rural Dictionary
a large and sometimes jiggly posterior on a pale white chick
A very stinky and disgusting thing you would never want to be caught dead in a room with.
Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.
When a man is dickeating n hype
That’s a joe ass nigga he on bull dick heavy
Any man/Giant robot that is so cool, that everyone knows he will kick everyone's ass without breaking a sweat. To be a Joe Kick-Ass, you must have the following traits. 1. You don't take no shit from anybody. 2. You have a sweet car (covering it in guns makes it better) 3. You play by your own rules 4.You are at least 15 feet tall and are a robot.* Only when you complete these steps will you be a true Joe Kick-Ass.
Silverstreak is a regular Joe Kick-Ass. Don't laugh at his momma, or he'll go Joe Kick-Ass on ya and run you down/shoot you with his Ferarri covered in shotguns! *#4 is optional
When you catch your girl cheating on you and you shoot her, as in the Jimi Hendrix song Hey Joe.
If I caught that bitch I'd Hey Joe her ass.
When a guy (typically a tool) wears a denim jacket with light denim jeans and white Vans to tie it all together
Seems like the theme at Coachella was to be a Joe Bruce Lookin Ass
when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly
boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass