A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.
John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.
A man who thinks it is acceptable to call his wife a trollop and a cunt in public.
Cindy: "Honey, can we go home now, this 24/7 campaigning is pretty tiring" John: "Shut your face you cunt. I only married you for your family's money, you Barbie shrink wrapped trollop cum dump." Fox News reporter: "That John McCain, what a passionate guy. I can't believe people would quote him out of context"
1. bush jr. 2. thus making him a douche too.
"he's such a douche." "maybe he's a descendant of john mccain"
the "good" republican.
if any, i hope john mccain is the candidate republicans choose as their foreman, and i hope that the democrats will pick a candidate at all.
john mccain the old fart, if he became president he would make a draft.
To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay. This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O. Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect. This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."
"I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."
The man that most anyone would agree should have won the republican presidential nomination in 2000, and would have been a far better president than George W. Bush. However, whether he would make a better president than Obama is highly debatable. He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.
Why didn't we get John McCain instead of Dubya?