Country Dictionary

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jolly rancher

A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.

"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L

by Adolphus91788 November 26, 2005

jolly rancher

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ

"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"

by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 20, 2005

jolly rancher

reffering to cough medicine in pill form - taken recreationally for the DXM causes you to "trip", also taken through normal cough syrup

i got them rainbow colors in my cup jolly ranchers man this shit be good as fuck thats the syrp mothafucker thats that syrp -3 6 mafia

by bor December 17, 2004

jolly rancher

A slang word for being hard or a dick

"im like a jolly rancher 'cause i stay so hard"

by Briahna October 08, 2005

jolly rancher

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.

i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.

by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

jolly rancher

a gay cowboy

brokeback mountain was the worst. it was full of nothing but jolly ranchers.

by IMF February 03, 2006

jolly rancher

a really good kisser.

Want something tasty try a jolly rancher.

by pleaze September 20, 2006