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The act of being REALLY mad when someone insult your hair.

When someone insult he's hair he be mad.He a Josuke

Josuke is someone who is in high school and can repair anything from a human body to a wall, he usually will have not two not three, but four testicles. Josuke usually forgets about his past he wears a sailor uniform everyday, despite also going to high school. He might also be called gappy or jojo. Josuke also is very passionate about his hair and won’t let people get in the way of it

Man, josuke has weird hair
*dies*

Will beat your ass if you insult his hair

Rohan: "YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A STEAK! HAHA!"
Josuke: "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!??!?!!*

Best boy with the best hair sytle

Josuke is poggers

a teacher fucker; someone who fucks their teacher.

'man you gotta stop being such a josuke'

'i can't help it dude! our professor is so totally hot!'

When okuyasu calls his friend in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO ERASE MY BUTTHOLE, AND NOW I CANT SHIT, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, ISNT THAT THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'VE SEEN?

Oi Josuke is a phrase said by the manga and anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure character Okuyasu Nijimura which he on one occasion uses to address his friend Josuke Higashikata.

Okuyasu: Oi Josuke!
Josuke: WTF