A fork of Rural Dictionary
Juan Jose is a man with long hair who usually is Mexican and normally dies before his 40s. Juan Jose's are normally funny. The first Juan Jose worked in a circus. On his first day he let go if a rope too early and died. Most Juan Jose fail to get jobs or love life's.
Juan Jose isn't the best at every thing.
A really fucking racsist way to define all men in Mexico, Peurto Rico, Brazil, and California.
Look at all those Juan Jose de Carlos' over that there wall, Bob!
2 Mexican names combined
Hey jose Hey juan Hey look it's jose juan
I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
Juan Jose Santos is pretty cool sometimes
A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things. “Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
Juan José Robayo + You = Your Soulmate! Juan Jose Robayo, Person who loves music and his loved ones.
Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.
Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung.. I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.