A fork of Rural Dictionary
national reverse cowgirl day;)
danny! guess what day it is
danny: whattt??
july 9, national reverse cowgirl day:)))
you are amazing, cute, and a great friend! although you may be a little mean at times, your humor and loyalty makes it up. everyone deserves a friend like you! you are also intelligent, and once you make a goal, you will try your best to achieve it! july people are extremely funny, and they will try to make you laugh and cheer you up. people born on july are the best people in the world, and don't leave them, ever!
"when is your birthday? july 9?"
THIS IS THE CURSED DAY WHEN DOGS DIE, IF YOU ARE BORN ON THIS YOU ARE A WITCH!
Hey, what's July 9?
DONT TALK ABOUT THAT MY DOG DIED THAT DAY
the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.
girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”
if you’re born on this day, you suck. sorry jace but smd
when’s your birthday? mines july 9th. i’m a bitch.
bad bitches were born this day & are the best bitches alive, they love there family & they are very loyal, get you a girl like they,they the realest bitches youll ever meet
July 9, Bad Bitches 4 Life
July 9 is the best day