Country Dictionary

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k dog

a rang cunt who rolls eshays with hand sanitiser

k dog is black

by RANGA KILLA September 11, 2020

k dog

an asshole that has sex with sluts while dating you

dude, k slept with a while he was dating her! he pulled a total k dog!

by @nonym0u$ February 14, 2008

k-dogging

verb - to eat out a girl for an extended period of time

Guy #1: Man i was k-dogging this bitch for hours!!!! She was loving every second of it Guy #2: That's sick bro!

by Big Dick....Larry Hoover October 26, 2010

k-dog

A mine sniffing dolphin who works for the Navy. A dolphin with a stupid camera on it's fin who looks for mines.

That K-dog can sure find mines!

K-Dog

A straight up gangsta chick from Bowie Texas.

Yo, K-Dog eats peanut butter and bananas for breakfast.

by Tex Bacon August 24, 2019

K-dog

An asshole, mainly of the canine variety. Often seen committing random acts of fuckery. Acts hood, but is really a pussy. Scared of vacuums, Swiffers, and other small household appliances.

That asshole K-dog ate the crunchy bits off of my Chic-Fil-A biscuit! What an asshole!

by e92 August 09, 2014

Reverse K-dog

In order for this sexual move to occur, the man must be in the presence of a chica, a woman, named Rachel. This lady can be a "whore", "slut", "skank", or even a "friend" but she has to be conscious. The maneuver entails the women to be strapped down or locked in a cage; preferable to the man. The chica is fucked in the ears repeatedly. Research has shown the ear to have more nerve endings than the clitoris, therefore making it much more sensitive and arousing. This is a preferred sex position for natives of Bolivia.

Adam gave Rachel a 10 hour Reverse K-dog. It made headlines in the community, and she was quoted saying it was the orgasm of her life.

by Tyler Meegan August 04, 2009