A fork of Rural Dictionary
The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.
Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised Tony: What are you doing tonight? Gordon: ya mum! Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness? Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness? Scenario 2- Childish, good Tony: What are you doing tonight? Gordon: ya mum! Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum Gordon: Yes, master.
The ONLY retort against a mom diss.
"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin" "Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!" Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned