A fork of Rural Dictionary
to request someone to stay calm and not get annoyed
The general said keep your hair on during the meeting this time
Usually Used to tell somebody to not go on about something
Daniel: MATILDA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NINTENDO SWITCH YOU THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW YOU WANKER
Matilda: Gee Keep Your Hair on
Daniel: My Hair is on thank you
Matilda: It’s a saying Dufus duh it’s not like something I’ve made up
Dainel: You are such a Wankstain
Matilda: Fuck you Cum