A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.
Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!? Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming. Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off? Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon. Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!
After being punked, I told him to keep his pants on
1) Response to when someone says something overtly sexual. 2) It's a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once. It's unisex. Ironic if said to a girl so completely fine.
similar to: "relax buddy, no need to get riled up there." or Person A- "DAYUM...the things I would do to that ass." Person B- "Buddy, keep it in your pants."