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kelp tape

Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.

Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.

by fightswithbears June 03, 2018