Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

kenny chesney

The best country singer!! Loves to sing about vacationing on the beach and getting away.

Kenny Chesney is fucking HOT!!!

by Princess December 16, 2004

kenny chesney

Proof that God loves us and wants us all to be happy.

Kenny Chesney has the BEST fan club EVER!

by April Chesney July 26, 2005

kenny chesney

Peyton Manning's gay lover, they often have butt sex. General faggot.

(Peyton runs into room crying like a little girl)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)

by pacman jones32 February 22, 2010

kenny chesney

A popular country singer among trailer-trash women, who are on average more then double his weight. He's rumored to be gay and probably is.

Bertha and Betty-Joe-Bob love them some Kenny Chesney... and ranch flavored doritos.

by Brian the Definer November 16, 2006

kenny chesney

The greatest country singer ever. Also, very good looking.

Kenny Chesney's tractor is sexy.

by Morgan January 25, 2005

kenny chesney

kenny chesney is a great country sinfger dated a sexy brunette named stephanie but broke up with her tragicly, is engaged to whitney delora wynn but is cheating with his ex...hint hint.

kenny is a great guy.

by stephaniekim February 15, 2005

Kenny Chesney

When a black guy gives a white guy a dirty sanchez

I walked into the bathroom and there was Tyrone giving Mike a Kenny Chesney in the shower.

by rainmaker32 June 24, 2009