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ketchup & mayo volcano

A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.

Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.

I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!

by Little Amy June 10, 2006

Ketchup and mayo

When an man is having sex and the woman he is fucking is a virgin and bleeds making him cum and t when he takes his dick out it looks like a hot dog with ketchup and mayo

Man me and Cindy made ketchup and mayo in her room

by XXXHOYHOY April 05, 2017