A fork of Rural Dictionary
to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.
Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?" Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem." Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?" Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot." Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."