A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. 1 Ordinary generic-looking ugly Redneck 2 Uneducated Trailer Trash Wimp 3 No talent 4 Cannot sing 5 To not wash your hair 6 To not bath in a long time 6 Pam Anderson’s whipped bitch 7 Proof that even ordinary rednecks with no talent can be in the music industry 8 The attempt to sing rap…no wait...country...no, oh yeah...rock... who the fuck knows...9 A mixed up inbred banjo player 10 Farm boy 11 Sheep fucker Redneck Kid Rock sucks fat cock...
Girl#1 "Hey look, its Kid Rock!" Girl#2 "Who? Oh yeah, that fucking ugly piece of worthless shit."
the sexiest man alive...those who put him down are only jealous and trying to make themselves feel better...they dont understand him
Oh...kid rock is makin me hot...
Kid Rock is a totally hot rockabilly who gets a lot of action. He can do almost anyone he wants and nobody will care. He is the hottest guy in the WORLD!!!!!!!!!
I think people are jealous of Kid Rock because he gets more ass in one night then most people do in their entire lives!
The people verison of an above ground pool.
Kid Rock is white trash
A supposed 'gangsta' from Detroit, who actually grew up in the upper class rankings of a rich family, an hour outside of the city. A man who suffers from small penis syndrome, but attempts to mislead the world by saying otherwise in his lyrics. He keeps his coke in his right front pocket and a wad of $1 bills, that are wrapped in a single $100 bill in the other. His fan base doesn't have any teeth, and are typically morbidly obese. He's coined the phrase "I'm On A Motherfucking Boat!" and hopefully the next time that shipload of white trash sets sail, it sinks. All it will take is one extra ticket to be sold to exceed the boats maximum weight limit and VOILA the world will be a much better place. If he takes Ted Nugent with him...Detroit will RISE AGAIN TO GREATNESS!
"Did you hear that 42 year old man refer to himself as 'Kid Rock?" "Yes, his parents are brother and sister, he can't help it. He's a victim of inbreeding."