A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life.
Man, kill my dog. I have a psych paper due tomorrow!
Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.
Fred: You killed my dog. Fred begins to bash Tod's head on the kerbside.
To have a fart that smells so bad it would kill a dog or small animal in the line of fire.
Person 1: *Farts* Person 2: "Aw man it sinks! Did you kill the dog?!