A fork of Rural Dictionary
A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes: "WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!" "I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!" "IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!" "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina." "My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day." "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" "Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline." Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches? (Boy shakes his head no) Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches? (Boy nods his head yes) Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!