A fork of Rural Dictionary
Its what you say when you are not sure how things might turn out, when you are playing risky. It's akin to "kiss your butt goodbye" but it's closer to "kiss your toes goodbye".
Alex was driving really fast down a slippery leaf hill when Tora exclaimed, "kiss your dogs!" And then Lonny giggled effluvently.
When you spider man kisses your dog
Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog
you kiss your dog on this day. check, paw, head, lips, leg, etc.
guys! it’s national kiss your dog day. i’m gonna go kiss my dog on his head.