A fork of Rural Dictionary
masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::
marcus has never ever killed a kitten
An internet slang term for masturbation
Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.
Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.
Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten
Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!
To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"
Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!
Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens