A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A french term for "the water" 2. A popular carbonated water drink that comes in cans, drank often by punk rockers, scene kids, and straight edges in the southern florida teenage areas. Comes in flavors such as lemon, berry, and lime.
That la croix quenched my thirst. It was the shiznit.
Essentially it’s methadone for people who have a diet soda dependence.
Jamie used to drink Diet Coke 5 times a day but now she drinks La Croix 10 times a day instead
pronounced "la crotch" fizzy drink in flavors such as: hint of hint of lime, shy watermelon, imagine like a strawberry but with low battery.
Have you tried the new La Croix flavor: the concept of a grape?
1. The Cross 2 . A beverage distributed by Sundance Beverage Company containing "No Calories, No Artificial Sweeteners, Sodium Free". Comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, passion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit). 3. A drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian "but I also eat sushi" friends "Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?" "Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!" "La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?" "It's like Perrier bromedog!" "Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!" *proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?" "Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!" "La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?" "It's like Perrier bromedog!" "Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!" *proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*