A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female who unmistakably has side burns that resemble something you should only be able to find on a man.
"Dear God look at those lady burns! She must have a beard if she has lady burns like that. Does she shave?" "Not nearly enough"
A lady burn is when you get an angle grinder to a piece of metal while sparks fly at your snatch. This mist be performed while a man whittles a spoon in the corner.
I came home to my Mrs lady burning with the engineer. He made me a nice spoon.