A fork of Rural Dictionary
Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.
The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.
A fat cat who Just wants more food. Will scratch at your door until her/he gets its food usually is really cute and fat and likes to get petties. BUT REALLY FAT
I love my cat she’s such a little lardo
A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.
Hay mummy what's that thing?
Stay away from it. It's a lardo
An extremely lazy person who usually has a tendency to eat and lounge around like a lard.
Cammie: Sydnee is such a lardo.
Brittney: Oh my gawd I know, look at that fat kid grab that Z-bar. She's ravenous!
The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.
While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.
The action of hand cuffing a significant other to bed and eating there ass like a gusher.
Yo did you hear about Joe? He did it lardo-style with his girl last night.