Country Dictionary

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laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man. Ammo includes but isn't limited to: - lasers - fire extinguisher - hot dogs - money - firey stuff that makes rockets take off - bullets - more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom! Laser eyes kick serious ass!

by NotOriginal November 28, 2008