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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Everyone always spells my last name wrong.
Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.
Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.
Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"
One of the tree unsolved mysteries.
The three unsolved mysteries are
Area 51
Bermuda Triangle
And Obama's last name
One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved
Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows
President, you see obama is often referred to as Mr. President, implying its his last name, therefore obamas last name is President.
Mike: whats Obama's last name?
Eric: President
Mike: so his full name is Obama President?
Eric: yeah