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Lava Rock

{lah-vuh) (rok) A noun for a state of self esteem, or adjective for a feeling.

def. The Aloha Spirit. Being proud of where you from in the Hawaiian Islands.

808 Represent Slang.
A diamond or gem formed from the molten, fluid rock that issues from a volcano.

Did you see that hot new 808 video? They were stylin' Lava Rock!

by Tupu February 01, 2008

Lava Rock

Dryed up diarrhea.

I never knew lava rock was designed on the rim of your toilet. Great texture!

by Da 808 Sater April 30, 2010

lava rock

like grey rocking but instead of creating disinterest by fading out you act like a crazy person until they decide they don't want to interact with you

she wouldn't leave me alone when we broke up so I lava rocked her by sending her a bunch of crazy messages when I was drunk

by themanwiththeplan October 05, 2022

Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.

Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"

by PubicHairManiac March 02, 2018