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lemonade hose

Your penis, ding a ling, dick

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties

by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022

Lemonade Hose

A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)

Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties

by Nig bigger dick June 26, 2022

lemonade hose twisty wisty

masturbation, more used as handjob Lemonade hose - penis Twisty wisty - to stroke

My uncle used to give my lemonade hose twisty wisty until my dad caught him and beat him with a shovel.

by nujahuja May 26, 2022