A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: One who collects fecal matter 2: An idiotic oxymoron 3: A myth
I once thought I was a Liberal Republican, but it turns out I was just a bed-wetter.
1. a fiscal conservative 2. a centrist 3. an oxymoron
I was so confused on why he called himself a liberal republican until I found out he was actually just a centrist.