A fork of Rural Dictionary
"like a motherfucker" yeah, i know its on here already. 1. Technically the same as the other definitions, but used to describe an extreme situation or to add emphasis to a statement. Usually added to a rather benign declarative sentence to enhance the humorousness. 2. Used as a stand alone reply of agreement in acronym form, to a statement made by another party, via text message.
Example #1 - For Emphasis: S. Flawless: Whoa, did you see that bitch's grill? T. Niggerguson: Yeah, she had braces like a motherfucker! Example #2 - As an acronym via text: T. Cooper: I'm getting ripped up tonight. Hopefully I'll vomit in my own pass out! JC: lamf.
Used to indicate an unusually high degree of intensity. See gangbusters.
Whoa, have you looked outside? It's raining like a motherfucker. Let's stop at a gas station; I gotta piss like a motherfucker.
Something to descibe a useless talent.
1.That guy can iron LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!! 2.I just crossed the street LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!! 3. Jim plays ping pong LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!
When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.
Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker
The next level of chilling, or the intense version of chilling. Chilling so hard you might as well be on the bottom of the ocean. Not just sitting in a chair conversing with friends. Slouch down, shut your mind off, and sit there like a fucking rock. Best done in a big ass armchair. Eventually, someone will ask if you're spacing out or some shit, and you know what to tell them. "I'm chillin' like a motherfucker."
Katie: Ed, what are you doing? Ed: *comes out of stupor* What? Katie: Are you asleep? Ed: Hell no. I'm chillin' like a motherfucker.
Slang term for Masturbating. Made popular by Martin Lawrence in his 1994 stand up comedy special, "You so Crazy."
My homeboy's mom walked in on him chillin like a motherfucker while watching Debbie Does Dallas. She screamed just as he busted a nut.