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'like' rape

Where someone overuses the 'like' feature on Facebook only on another particular person's wall.

'Hey man, you, like, 'like' raped my wall. You're such a fag!' Not to be confuesd with: 'I like rape'

Like Rape

Abusing a Facebook function where you can "like" a friend's status or wall activity. Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.

Michelle: I just logged on to Facebook and I had 843 notifications. What the hell is going on? Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you. Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish. Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake? Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.

Showering like a rape victim

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam? Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude Eric: I bet she loved it man Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning. Eric: LOL