A fork of Rural Dictionary
A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.
Local library is a great place to hangout, all kinds of cool books you can find. Read a copy of mine Kampf or even check out some cool comic books. Sometimes you will even find a homeless using the internet there to watch pornography.
Hey bro wanna go to the local library and read some books!
Nah man, last time I was there some homeless dude was watching 2 girls one Cup.