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lord of the onion ring

And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.

Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?" Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022