Country Dictionary

Loubs

Christian Louboutin shoes, also commonly referred to as 'red bottoms'.

Girl (pointing at other girl): that bitch is wearing Loubs, I fucking hate her!!

Loubing

A sexual act where a man's penis is inserted into a partner's ear.

Don't worry, I won't get an STI, since we were loubing.

Loub Job

Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.

Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?

Loub Job

Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.

Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?

Big Loube

Not to be confused with a large tube of lube. "Big Loube" is an individual who serves as the lubrication for a male and female to have coitus. Other examples include a cuckold.

James: I can't believe sam allowed George to flirt with his wife.

Kirk: Sam is a Big Loube. He gets off on seeing other men please his wife.