A fork of Rural Dictionary
A love apple refers to a hickey on your Adam's apple.
"Man that is one instense love apple you got there!" "Yeah I know aye, I could barely talk for five minutes after it."
"Hey I made Apple pie for you" "God I love Apple pie"
What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.
Love Apple is an obsessed little fucking bitch who will cling onto anybody she easily gets attached with.
glitchy: "hey guys im glitchy" love apple: "OMG HI GLITCHY PLEASE SIGN MY BOW!!!!!!!!!!"