A fork of Rural Dictionary
Aka. Marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. Hash oil
Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man
bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"
johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."
bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"
johnny: "meh."
(coughs)
Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.
"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."
Did you smoke the lucifer's lettuce?
How much is an ounce of the lucifer's lettuce?