Country Dictionary

Madam Sir

A lesbian who looks like a mix of a man and a woman, much like the old circus sideshow attraction of half-man, half-woman

That dyke is a real madam sir.

dear sir/madam

very formal way to say hi when you write a cover letter applying for a job

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am an art director/designer and I am creative in all the areas of web, logo and mobile design and I am contacting you about a Freelance Designer job that is available.

sir-madam

a man who is not a man. without a tool,a lesbian moron.

judy is a lesbian so every one calls him/her(use whatever you want to) sir-madam