A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doing a blowjob
Mark: Have you heard? Jessica was making dick at the party yesterday.
Jake: I knew I heard something!
Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.
Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.
Used to describe something that makes your penis twitch/tingle. Nearly entirely sarcastic, it can be used to describe anything. Anything.
Did you hear the new Ke$ha song? It for sure makes my dick twingle.
Hey is your girlfriend deaf?
-Yeah dude, hearing loss makes my dick twingle.
Hey did you like that short film I sent you?
-Nah it was boring.
Oh... I wrote the script.
-Oh damn, well there were definitely parts that made my dick twingle.
A dick so exceptional that it could be considered a once in a lifetime experience, for example, a make a wish trip
He was amazing...he had a make a wish dick, like nothing I’ve ever seen before!
You’re pissing me the fuck off!
Ronnie you make my dick itch!
When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
If you searched this up then you are a sad man with a tiny tiny penis
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