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male tears

Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.

Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday? Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week. Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake. Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing? Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt? Jonas: Swallow or spit? Christine: Male tears are delicious! Jonas: Sweet!

by MxR August 20, 2014

male tears

Euphemism for semen, come, jizz, ejaculate, etc.

When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.

by Webb Davis September 06, 2014

male tears

What self proclaimed "sluts" call semen.

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"

by Not Gus Fring September 22, 2014

male tears

A term used by feminists who wish to exhibit how un-bothered they are by the protests of men who feel threatened by feminism, or by her individual independence. Used to show how they do not care for the unasked for opinions of men.

I drink the tears of the men who do not approve of me. Male tears only fuel my desire to continue what I am doing.

by Moon Wynx May 06, 2021

male tears

male tears is slang used to talk about sperm

dude did you see sarah with the male tears mug? does she not know what that means???

by john cohen_ December 09, 2021

male tears

spunk, jizz

When I was giving Jack a hand job, he unexpectedly shot male tears all over my new dress. I still can't get the stain out.

by god_prefers_an_atheist March 18, 2016

male tears

1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk. 2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.

1. Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears! Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself! 2. Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO. Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen? Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.

by Blitzkrieger101 February 11, 2017