A fork of Rural Dictionary
A four-door Jeep Wrangler, also known as the "Unlimited" model.
Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Sweet! I'll drive...just as long as it isn't raining. I just waxed my mall crawler.
A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.
"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?" "It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"