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man candy

man candy man-kan-dee n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.

"I definitely cannot engage in this conversation because i have no man candy."

by SEKSCI April 12, 2010

man candy

An attractive male. Usually with sexy muscles. And usually TOM from Toonami.

TOM is man candy!

by IDONTMIND August 25, 2016

man candy

An unwilling anal valentine for other men in jail.

Logan spent the night as someone's man candy after his arrest.

by 3DSteve June 07, 2005

man candy

any actor who was in the movie 300.

Man, Leonidus is a hot piece of man candy!

by DSilver November 19, 2007

man candy

The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.

Hey girls, take a look at that man candy! Yow!!!!

by Sugarmomma November 08, 2006

man candy

The bulk old fashioned candy that is sold at retail stores with a largely male customer base. Types of stores include auto parts, hardware, farm supply, sporting goods and lumber yards. Examples of the candies include circus peanuts, licorish whips, bit-o-honey, sour cherry balls, chocolate covered peanuts, and pink wintergreen mints.

Cabela's has great sour cherry balls in their man candy section.

by Farm Daughter February 14, 2011

Man Candy

Somebody you think is hot and would fuck any second or any moment

Mmmmm Kyles hot but Andys my man candy.

by Sabri.Nic April 03, 2017