A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun. Said to one who acts like a douchebag in a certain situation. Synonym for "u dick"
"your hair looks ugly today" "ugh you're such a MAN CARROT!"
A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.
Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot! GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS
A figment of your imagine even though its real
“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?” “I fucking hate you”
Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.