A fork of Rural Dictionary
Man cheese is another name for smegma that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis which is not washed regularly.
"John was just so disgusting in the morning. I couldn't describe it, he was just man cheese."
"He smells like man cheese"
Very epic, Good at smash bros, will destroy you with pichu.
i just lost to cheese man
he was pichu
A male person who is ripped, or as some would say shredded. For this reason, a cheese man is shredded like mozzarella cheese. (Not to be confused with Gouda man- a crumbly version of a real cheese man)
Man one: Have you seen a picture of Bruce Lee?
Cheese man: Yeah, he's a cheese man like me.
robot man dressed in yellow with a giant cheese mask.Shows up at your window when in need of cheese.Shoots lazer cheese from his fingers.Can be stored in the refrigerator.Makes a healthy and nutricious snack.
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child:This pasta needs cheese!!!!!!!!!!!
*cheese man appears out window*
cheese man : CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI *lazers* CHI CHI CHI CHHEEESEEEE
child: why thank you cheese man !
A literal god he can break all of your bones within a fraction of a second
“Yo what happened to Jim?”
“He evaporated by the cheese man”
“That’s what happened to my cat poor man”