Country Dictionary

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man clit

A male with a penis so small it could be mistaken for a clitoris

That dude's dick is so small it must be a man clit.

by paulvincent September 15, 2010

Man Clit

A tiny penis that looks like a women's clitoris.

When Egon dropped his pants, his girlfriend laughed at the size of his man clit.

by Mirkin Donor2 February 22, 2008

man-clit

An insult aimed at a guy, telling him that he's both effeminate and has a small penis. Basically comparing his penis to a clitoris.

Dude you're so gay.
Yeah, well at least I don't have a man-clit. Oh snap!

by Mudbone January 21, 2009

Man Clit

A hemorrhoid that hangs out of a man's anus which has the appearance of a woman's clitoris. Note: rubbing may cause irritation, not orgasm.

Girlfriend: Let's try some anal play tonight.
Boyfriend: Ok I'll get you lubed up.
Girlfriend: No, I meant let's play with your butt.
Boyfriend: Well, I suppose (turns and bends over)
Girlfriend: What the hell is that?!
Boyfriend: That's my Man Clit, bitch!

by Red Steel October 09, 2010

Man Clit

The part of an uncircumcised penis that is located just on the underside of the head.

She sucked at giving head, she didn't even mind my man clit.

by Nick Ozlo December 13, 2007